(Repost) 12 Most Popular Yellow Jokes on the Internet

(Repost) 12 Most Popular Yellow Jokes on the Internet

1: After a ship crashed, a female passenger and 10 male passengers drifted to a deserted island.A month later, the woman committed suicide because she felt that what happened this month was so disgusting.A month later, they decided to bury her because they felt that what happened this month was so disgusting.A month later, they decided to dig her out because they felt that what happened this month was so disgusting.A month later, God resurrected the woman because he felt that what had happened in the past few months was so disgusting.
2: An adult man came to a hotel and saw that there were many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss, why are there so many beautiful cars? The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can do it, you can pick one of the cars here and drive away. If you can’t, leave your car, and many people can’t do it, so..He thought that a five-year-old child could do nothing, so he gave it a try.The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful naked beauty. The child went over and kissed her. He followed it and then the child went over and touched the beauty’s whole body. He followed it. The third thing was that the child took out his little brother and bent it three times…..
3: A man lived in seclusion in the mountains, lying naked in the grass for one day to rest. Suddenly a little girl picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5…" Finally, he gave up and left. This man was very happy. He still slept here naked the next day, and a little bear picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5…6, 7, 8…"
4: Snow White and Pinocchio lived in the big forest. One day, Snow White finally couldn’t stand the loneliness. He grabbed Xiao Pi’s head and clamped it between his legs and said, "Tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the lies again…" After saying this a thousand times, the princess let go of Xiao Pi.
5: One day a gentleman went to help his wife buy underwear. Because he had never bought underwear for his wife, he didn’t know which size to buy!After talking with the clerk for a long time, the clerk had to describe it with fruit!Clerk: Papaya?!Sir: no!no!Clerk: Apple?!Sir: No, no!Clerk: Wax?!Sir: Better to smaller!Clerk: Egg?!The gentleman said happily: Yes!right!right!When the clerk turned around to get his underwear after getting to know him, the man suddenly shouted: Miss, wait a moment!It’s cooked.
6: When one person passed by a house, a used condom suddenly flew down from the window on the second floor and just fell on his head.The man felt both disgusting and annoyed, so he walked to the door of the house and knocked hard. An old man opened the door and asked him why he knocked so hard. The man asked, "Who lives on the second floor?" The old man replied, "What does this have to do with you? My daughter and her fiancé live on it." The man handed the condom to the old man and said, "Okay, I just want to tell you that your grandson fell out of the window."
7: In the office, a female white-collar worker asked a male colleague to tell a pornographic joke that was both short and connotative.The man pondered for a moment and said eight words: "I am the huhe, you are the wu day!"
8: A man and a woman spent their wedding night at the woman’s house because they had no house.The next morning, the young couple didn’t go downstairs for breakfast, and the old couple didn’t care.At noon, the couple still did not go downstairs.The old couple thought they were too tired last night but still didn’t care.When it was time to have supper, the old man couldn’t sit still and said to his younger son, "Your sister and your brother-in-law won’t have anything to do last night, right?"The youngest son replied, nothing is wrong.By the way, my brother-in-law asked me for a little vaseline oil last night. Unfortunately, I happened to use it up, so I gave him some super glue I used to stick to the model!
9: Two fishermen were fishing by the beach. One day, one fisherman caught a mermaid. There was a super beauty above the tail of the fish, but the fisherman thought about it and let her go. The other fisherman was puzzled and asked, "Why?" The first fisherman shrugged and replied, "How?"　
10: A man and a woman met at the donation center and the two started chatting.The woman said, "I’ll donate blood, they pay me five dollars." The man said, "I’ll donate sperm, they pay fifty dollars." The woman thought about it for a long time after hearing this.The two broke up later.A few months later, the two of them met at the donation center again. The man took the initiative to say hello, "Hi, are you here to donate blood again?" The woman closed her mouth and shook her head while making a "whimpering" sound………
11: A man was sitting in a state-of-the-art luxury jetliner and suddenly had severe stomach pain and had diarrhea… But all the toilets for men were full.But he couldn’t hold it in anymore, so he asked the stewardess to ask him to use the girls’ toilet.The stewardess was a little embarrassed, but he still agreed to let him go. He was worried that he would repeatedly tell him not to touch anything, and he would come out quickly after he got tired of his stomach.So he panicked and went into the girls’ bathroom.When he finished pulling, his expression relaxed… He found three buttons next to the toilet, which read HW, HA, and ATR. He was very curious; he thought about what must be special about such an advanced toilet, but he also remembered the advice of the stewardess KK.However, I was still very curious, so I pressed the first HW button written… Hey!He actually sprayed hot water to clean his butt from behind.Very good!It turns out to be Hot Water.He thought to himself, it’s so advanced!I quickly looked at the second button… The HA should be Hot Air Luo!Sure enough, after pressing the button, a gentle hot air was sent.It’s really interesting!!What does the third one mean by ATR?So he pressed the third button… Suddenly there was a severe pain…$@#!*, and his eyes were dizzy…
12: One day, a certain man’s wife gave birth to a child. He hurried to the hospital to visit him. After waiting for n hours, a cry came from the delivery room. He shouted happily, I’m a dad!At this time, the doctor walked out with a worried look on his face and told him that the child had congenital deformity.A man stayed there and hadn’t understood the reason yet. Suddenly, his wife’s shout came from the delivery room: It’s all because of the killing that day. I don’t reply to the post, so I’m retribution.