Super pure female colleague

Super pure female colleague
Super pure female colleague

Super pure female colleague
　　 I have a female colleague who always speaks vaguely and often talks randomly.

　　 One day, four colleagues went to do business and entered the elevator. She held her handbag in front of her body. I was holding a tool bag and shook it in front of me. She stared at my hand and said: Put your thing in my place!Everyone in the elevator immediately turned to look at me.

　　 I’m a little annoyed: What’s the matter?Make it clear!!She pointed to my hand and replied: It’s just your thing!Someone immediately laughed.When I saw that I couldn’t continue talking, I quickly moved the bag away from my lower body and said: No, no more.She said something violently strong: It’s okay, don’t look at my small thing, your thing is not big, you will definitely be stuffed in, come and try it.My other two colleagues were already smiling in their arms.

　　 I got into the car, and as soon as I started, she screamed in surprise. Ah…ah…oh…I hate it, please slow down…

　　 I’ve been driving for more than 3 years, so it’s too exaggerating to call me.The other two colleagues both had cramps in laughter, and after returning to the company, they described our classic dialogue.

　　 And…I’m…clear…white!!!!!!

　　 She was always inexplicable. Yesterday she went to work and said: Today I bought some eggs when I fell in love early… Later, I asked, it was during the morning exercise…

　　 Morning exercise========”Premium love????Have you said so?

　　 He also said: The windows in my house are all doors.????????Open the door on the window?Originally, the balcony windows were doors.

　　 Nonsense, do you jump to the balcony?As soon as I said that, she said I was quarreling: What’s wrong?Do you always pick on my fault in speaking?Does it mean "doing"?

　　 (Harbin means fighting when talking about "doing", but men say that to each other) I replied: What can I do

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　　 She actually said: If you don’t agree, let’s go out and practice now

　　 Me: How to practice?

　　 She: You can do whatever you say… I’ll do it…

　　 One morning, she bought some strawberries (that probably bought them during early love) and went to my desk to say to me: Go and wash.

　　 A colleague immediately looked at us, and I didn’t dare to speak anymore, so I went to wash strawberries quickly.

　　 Who knew that as soon as she came back, she would say loudly: Why have you washed for so long? I’m anxious to wait. Have you washed it?Come here, I’ll check it first.

　　 The room burst into laughter, I was sweating… She said strangely: Why are you laughing at?You should wash first!I quickly raised the strawberry over my head: Don’t misunderstand that this is what I washed.

　　 Now as soon as she speaks, everyone in the company will think in a wrong way, and I am going to resign and say…

　　 Today she went downstairs into the elevator. When she saw that the door was opened, she turned back and shouted at me: Come quickly, there is no one here.Very excited.

　　 My colleagues all pushed me from behind: Go quickly, everyone said that there was no one…

　　 I had no choice but to go in, but my other colleagues didn’t get into the elevator. I was depressed and down with laughter…